For months now, I have been trying fruitlessly to get a job here in Orlando, a place with unemployment rates challenging Flint, MI. (That's were they make cars and its like 18%) I hit up many places, Cracker Barrel, Walmart, Target, Best Buy, Convenient stores, ect. I was getting desperate. It appeared that Pizza Hut would be calling, or Wendy's... Places I did not want, but would take just for the money.

And then, it happened.

I was perusing my job finding site, snagajob.com, and saw that Universal Studios was hiring Attraction Attendants, the people who are walking around the park, at the rides, informing people of stuff.

I applied thinking it was another waste of time. With 0 job experience, it's very hard to get a job.

The next day, I got a response via email telling me to sign up for an interview time. I went, I spoke, I conquered.

I work at fucking the best job you could have. First of all, amusement park. I hate rides, but its still a fun place. Second, I have orientation, which I get paid for (oh yeah!) and they serve some great food for cheap prices for all workers. I pretty much inhaled it. Thirdly, THE BENEFITS. Oh shit, a nice little hospital on site, a store just for us Team Members, MASSAGE Parlor, haircuts, nails, free tickets, discounts at every place you could think of.

Its the sweet life. I can't think of a better job, I won the job lottery. Its part time at the moment, but I hope to get full time.

I am stationed at the Shrek-4D movie thingy. You sit down and the chairs move kinda thing. And its not far from the entrance either, because as you know, amusement parks can be HUGE.



This really cheered me up as I was beginning to lose hope.

Anyway, my sister is still Preggo, and her baby is due in late November, 21st to be exact, but you know babies, they come when they want to.

Speaking of babies, Oliver's retarded niece had her baby, a boy named Gavin. /facepalm. Gavin, a clear ENGLISH name. It means white hawk, from the Knights of the Round table. I *think* its the guy who's mom laid with a hawk and had Gawain, which Gavin is derived for. Does she know that? Nooooo.

She is half spanish and she's married to white trash. I swear, she watches Monster trucks and talks of country music. Not to say that qualifies you for white trash if anyone out there likes it She had her first kid almost 2 years ago (he turns 2 this month) and got married because she was preggo and her man loved her. He is so dumb though, drinks beer all the time and is not that attractive. I really hate Oliver's niece, hearing tales of her walking into her house, puking her guts on the driveway from being so drunk and smoking weed outside her own house. She's not that smart either.

And what's worse is that she is SO IMMATURE. She just turned 27 or 28 and acts like a fucking 11 year old. It's like "YOU HAVE TWO KIDS, NO JOB AND LIVE IN YOUR PARENTS HOUSE WHO PAY FOR EVERYTHING."

She doesn't have a degree in anything either although she is attempting to be a nurse. Right, a nurse, who are supposed to be compassionate.

I remember one time last year where I went over to her house to try on some of her old clothes. I could hear her from upstairs saying how she did not want anyone having her shit. I was like "Wow really?"

If I could, I'd smack the shit out her. She doesn't discipline her kid either as she just holds his wrist and slaps it. A few weeks ago I went to her (moms) house where she had an appointment and sat there playing cards, completely oblivious to get ready. I told her son to go to sleep nicely, and guess what? He did. She didn't have her bag ready and her mom had to put her shoes on FOR HER. BLARGH.

Not for my sister, her guy is just a sperm doner at this point. It's going to be a girl, which everyone wanted. When I look at how LUCKY she is and how my sister has a shit situation, I just want to say "Shut the Fuck up."

Everyone pours attention on her because of her kids and that's all. Its annoying as fuck. Her little boy is cute though but I feel so sorry for him to have that kind of person for a mother. A selfish bitch that would rather party and leave her kids with her mom, grandmom or aunt, which she does ALOT. She always expects everyone will stop what they are doing and take care of her baby.

See when I hate something I can't stop thinking about it Oooh only if I could, I would.

That's about it for now